[spam][wrong][joke][crazy] MC Iguana

[Karl]

C: Why are we all sitting around the iguana?
C: YES MASTER I WILL FEED YOU.
C: [gets up to get food]

A: Wait for them to come back before replying.
B: Ok, but, um, why _are_ we all sitting around the iguana?
A: The iguana mind controlled us to be its slaves.  Do you like it?

C: [comes back]
C: IGUANA, BE NOURISHED!
iguana: [twitches subtly]
C: THANK YOU, PERFECT IGUANA, FOR THIS REWARD.  THANK YOU SO MUCH.