AirForce 1 now TrollForce 1: love notes to reporters on their seats :D - Mic-drop champions World Series - USA 2020 Elections: Thread
Zenaan Harkness
zen at freedbms.net
Sat Oct 31 07:35:26 PDT 2020
2020, you complete me. USN gets in on the -real- action.
First a little prequel: Juan's favourite Christian satire site, The
Babylon Bee (which he prefers to just call "the Bee") recently had to
retract their satire article "With Moon Water Announcement, Trump
Proposes Space Navy".
The reason they had to retract such a fine piece o' ass-tounding satire?
They were literally fact checked by USA Today, who -really- put the Bee
into their place with the following words:
"The claim that Trump proposed a Space Navy is FALSE, based on our
research"
So this was a really sad moment for the Bee. Humiliating. So sad.
But then to the great relief of the entire world (and especially Juan),
the US Navy literally Made Trolling Great Again, with a marvellous tweet
(meme not attached) which denigrated absolutely no one, bringing nothing
but smiles to the whole galaxy with their immortal words
To infinite-sea and beyond. 🚀 @NASA #nasa #usnavy #navyreadiness
and the meme (not attached).
And finally, that moment you've all been waiting for, as NotTheBee.com
thankfully brought our attention to, the Bee was thereby forced to
retract their retraction:
Babylon Bee retracts retraction after US Navy confirms USA Today fact
check is false
https://notthebee.com/article/babylon-bee-retracts-retraction-on-moon-navy-article-after-us-navy-confirms-usa-today-factcheck-is-false
Wait, hold on. We're retracting our retraction.
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1322323722368393222
We could say the luna-sea knows no bounds <ba dum, tish!>
#PrayForFiddy and for all others who (may) have likewise sold their
Souls to the Mossad blackmail machine.
On Thu, Oct 29, 2020 at 10:53:44AM +1100, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> So Trump's TrollForce 1 plane often carries reporters - get more work done in the day.
>
> And little love notes have been pre-emptively left on their designated seats by our troller in chief, such as a printout of a Tucker Carlson headline re Tony Bobulinski interview, with a big, beautiful, handwritten love note in big, beautiful, BLACK marker pen "MUST SEE TV!"
>
> Rock on, TrollForce 1!
>
> The Propaganderati then of course tweets their sickening stomachs and "literally shaking" for the world to see - and it's glorious :D
>
>
> Remember folks-skis, your Troller in Chief has your highest pitchforks in his heart, aimed directly at ... <sinister music please> ... The Swamp.
>
> MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>
>
> Enjoy,
>
> Troller In Chief! Trump trolls reporters on AF1 with notes and printouts about Biden corruption
> https://notthebee.com/article/troller-in-chief-trump-campaign-trolls-reporters-on-af1-with-notes-and-printouts-about-biden-corruption
>
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>
>
> On Wed, Oct 28, 2020 at 02:59:35PM +1100, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> > 68 years old and delivers an epic mic drop! Go Mitch :D
> >
> > The Republicans are on an absolute mic drop roll, "a little bit
> > trollish" as the feelz of the DemRats scream at the sky.
> >
> > Epic.
> >
> > Golden year folks. Just as well this was not 2012 or the Mayan calandar
> > would have had a LOT of explaining to do!
> >
> > Why Barrett’s Appointment as Supreme Court Justice Can be Seen as
> > Major Political Victory for Trump
> > https://sputniknews.com/us/202010271080892403-why-barretts-appointment-as-supreme-court-justice-can-be-seen-as-major-political-victory-for-trump/
> >
> > .. Over four years, Trump has nominated and Senator McConnell has
> > confirmed more than 200 federal judges and three Supreme Court
> > Justices
> >
> > .. [Democrats]: Barrett is dangerous. Any Senator who’s on the
> > side of the American people would vote against her.
> > — Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) October 26, 2020
> >
> > “Today…will go down as one of the darkest days in the
> > 231-year history of the United States Senate,” Minority Leader
> > Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) claimed on Monday.
> >
> > .. Democrat vice-presidential nominee Kamala Harris even went so
> > far as to condemn the confirmation process as "illegitimate".
> > https://sputniknews.com/us/202010271080885948-kamala-harris-calls-barretts-confirmation-illegitimate-after-senate-vote/
> >
> > In response to the statement, McConnell retorted that "legitimacy
> > does not flow from their feelings".
> >
> >
> >
> > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
> > Everybody say YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAY :D
> >
> > "Mic-drop Mitch" for the win muffaducka luckaduckas :D
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On Fri, Oct 23, 2020 at 09:22:12PM +1100, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> > > Awww, so we have here muh folksies, some genuine liberal tears:
> > >
> > > Stahl was -not- happy:
> > > Full quote: “I feel that you both have insulted 60 Minutes by not
> > > answering any of our questions and by giving set campaign speeches
> > > that we have heard both of you give at rallies without answering our
> > > questions.”
> > > — Philip Melanchthon Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann)
> > > October 22, 2020
> > >
> > >
> > > Liberal tears are just so, so sad! I've heard they're also salty. Salty, sad liberal tears.
> > >
> > > So salty. So, so sad.
> > >
> > >
> > > A ZeroHedge.com original muffaluckas, delivering up some red meat tucka from everybody's favourite orange president - and when I say "everybody" I really mean "Juan included" :D
> > >
> > > "Bias, Hatred, & Rudeness" - Trump Posts Full Raw '60 Minutes' Interview, Then Posts Pence's
> > > https://www.zerohedge.com/political/bias-hatred-rudeness-trump-posts-full-raw-60-minutes-interview
> > >
> > > Update (1405ET): The Trump admin just posted Vice President Mike Pence's
> > > "60 Minutes" interview. Watch:
> > > https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=external&v=676833223234701
> > >
> > > Update (1250ET): CBS News and '60 Minutes' - America's most-watched news
> > > program, according to CBS - aren't letting President Trump's decision to
> > > release his entire interview with Stahl deter them from offering their
> > > fully contextualized reporting on the topic.
> > >
> > > CBS News statement on @60Minutes interview with President Trump
> > > pic.twitter.com/Ivz9NBiU6r
> > > — CBS News (@CBSNews) October 22, 2020
> > >
> > > We imagine advertisers paying for the privilege are going to love
> > > that...CBS choosing to air footage that will have already been kicking
> > > around the public domain for days.
> > >
> > > .. [Very sassy, wry grinning orange president picture, not attached :D]
> > >
> > > ...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > [Now we know why John Newman had to take a break from vomiting - he got really emotional and for a few short hours released an absolute torrent of liberal tears - seriously, we should feel sorry for these people since they really don't understand why they are not coping with this moment in history, why they literally cry, literally shaking so much, so we should have a little empathy for Newman and his ilk, since there are probably very few drugs which could even BEGIN to dull this pain ... it's really sad .. for them.]
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Wed, Oct 21, 2020 at 08:00:11PM +1100, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> > > > Oh yeah muh gritties, Trump has learnted his lesson - put dey media, in dey place. YO!
> > > >
> > > > Everybody's fav US president is on an absolute ripper of a mission to make his administration -the- mic-drop administration champions - yep, you guessed it - Of the World Muffaduckaluckas :D
> > > >
> > > > Yeah baby, oh I'm falling -over- the comedy baby! With no apologies to Austin Powers - Yeah Baby :D
> > > >
> > > > Trump Abruptly Ends Interview With Leslie Stahl: "You'll Have To Watch What We Do To 60 Minutes"
> > > > https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/trump-abruptly-ends-60-minutes-interview-threatens-release-it-early-expose-reporter-bias
> > > >
> > > > ... President Trump: I’m just telling you that you treated me much differently on the subject.
> > > >
> > > > Lesley Stahl: I disagree, but I don’t wanna have that fight with you.
> > > >
> > > > President Trump: Hey, it’s okay–
> > > >
> > > > Lesley Stahl: All right, I’ll get in another fight with you–
> > > >
> > > > At which point the president ended the discussion: “Lesley, it’s okay. In the meantime, I’m president and you’re not.”
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > HEYYYYYY! HOHHHH!
> > > > Everybody say YAYYYYY! YO...!
> > > >
> > > > (And here I was thinking Idiocracy was the greatest cult movie of all time... then 2020 just waltzes in with actual real life and Smacks you in the gob :D )
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And to lighten your day further, behold the "tolerant" left :)
> > > >
> > > > https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1318222044933206016
> > > >
> > > > Found here:
> > > >
> > > > BEHOLD: The sane and tolerant left
> > > > https://notthebee.com/article/behold-the-sane-and-tolerant-left
> > > >
> > > > Might wanna turn the volume down a touch.
> > > >
> > > > https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1318222044933206016
> > > >
> > > > Hoo boy. What a microcosm of "Moderate Joe Biden" voters.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > On Wed, Oct 21, 2020 at 12:10:51AM +1100, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> > > > > Trump - mic-drop president, of the World muffaducka :D
> > > > >
> > > > > It's only 29 seconds and the mini-transcript does not do justice to this one.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mic-drop lovers unite, behind president Trump :D
> > > > >
> > > > > Trump gets asked by a sleazy "journalist" about Trump's Biden comments: “Your campaign strategy seems to be to call Biden a criminal, why is that?”
> > > > >
> > > > > Epic mic-drop in response:
> > > > >
> > > > > https://t.co/usPZQEUNZ1
> > > > > — american nationalist (@NationalistTV) October 19, 2020
> > > > >
> > > > > "He is a criminal. He’s a criminal. He got caught. Read his laptop. And you
> > > > > know who’s a criminal? You’re a criminal for not reporting it. You are a
> > > > > criminal for not reporting it. Let me tell you something: Joe Biden is a
> > > > > criminal and he’s been a criminal for a long time, and you’re a criminal,
> > > > > and the media, for not reporting it. Good luck everybody, have a good time.
> > > > > Have a good time."
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Found here:
> > > > >
> > > > > Your Favorite President Berates Criminal Journalist for Refusing to Report on Hunter Biden
> > > > > https://dailystormer.su/your-favorite-president-berates-criminal-journalist-for-refusing-to-report-on-hunter-biden/
> > > > >
> > > > > .. [Pic of "journalist" at issue, not attached :)]
> > > > > Journalists holding an event to celebrate the First Amendment is like homosexuals holding an event to celebrate HIV-AIDS.
> > > > > ...
> > > > >
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