Morning Spam

[Karl]

Here's a type-up of the remainder before I got off track.  I'm having
amnesia shortly after thinking of my ideas right now.

#9

panel 1:
Scene: Boss's Office

Boss (hooked up to medical computer) imagining.

Imaginary Worker: "Boss, we're blatantly mind controlling some people in
communities that could track mind control."
Imaginary Boss: "WHAT???" <Imaginary Worker explodes into disrespected
cigars and burnt dollar bills>
Imaginary Boss (to Imaginary Worker 2): "Let me know when this trash has
been cleaned up."
Imaginary Worker 2 (admiring Boss): "Definitely."

panel 2:
Scene: Human Experimentation Room 1

Surveillance cameras monitor all surfaces and substances.  Tapes fall out
of them onto a conveyor belt that goes to a Post Box and a Mobile Phone.

Human Experimentee (clump of ad-hoc body parts and microcircuitry): "Purple
string worship log definitive!"

Computer Display: "From Boss: heal a problem with influence being observed"

Human Experimentee 2 (radically different clump of ad-hoc body parts and
microcircuitry):  "Upload surveillance footage to blockchain for organ
healing!"

Computer Display: "Crowd control: take trash out to enhance certainty of
'Boss's memories reserve's"

Human Experience 1: "Urge squishy formative."


panel 3:
Scene: Rebel Worker 2's Office

Machine Learning Marketer (holding document): "Boss's team tell me they're
interested in a recent job regarding someone named Specialist.  Does your
department need the paperwork?"

Rebel Worker 2: "Have we met?  Somebody mentioned a new flag Dictatorsoft
raised.  I heard an algorithm needs guidance around how to avoid worrying
people."

Machine Learning Marketer: "Your people are on it already.  Great."  <puts
document in shredder>

Paper Shredder:  <shredding> "Please empty waste compartment as soon as
possible.  Thank you for using Dictatorsoft."

Rebel Worker 2: "Yes, Dictator."


#10
Scene: Torture Victim Double Agent's Private Apartment

panel 1:

Torture Victim Double Agent (wearing football helmet with crack, in front
of thick oak table with deeply worn dent, slamming their head fervently
into the dent): "I love you, Boss!  I love you!  I know you love me more
than anyone, Boss!  I know it!"  <gratified hearts rise from the slams>

Torture Victim Double Agent: "Dictator, play favorite on repeat!"

panel 2:

Mobile Phone (behind small statue of man with red heart drawn on): "Thank
you for using Dictatorsoft.  Playing Favorite."

Small Statue (with red heart drawn on): "You worthless pile of shit!  Go
fuck a blender until you puke!"
Small Statue (with red heart drawn on): "You worthless pile of shit!  Go
fuck a blender until you puke!"

Torture Victim Double Agent (reaching with one hand towards an area of the
table holding a blender with guarded blades and a box of vomit pills, while
hitting his helmet head fervently with a baseball bat, a gratified heart
rising with every blow): "I love you, Boss!  I love you so much!"

Small Statue (with red heart drawn on): "You worthless pile of shit!  Go
fuck a blender until you puke!"
Small Statue (with red heart drawn on): "You worthless pile of shit!  Go
fuck a blender until you puke!"

panel 3 (zoom-out from Mobile Phone in Well-Respected Sonic Weapons Corp
offices):

Rebel Cleanup Worker (formerly Neurotechnologist): "We use this man and his
surveillance feed to make rebels.  Anyone who sees him tries to help."

Mobile Phone:  "You worthless pile of shit!  Go fuck a blender until you
puke!"  "I love you so much, Boss!"  <wham wham wham>  "You worthless pile
of shit!  Go fuck a blender until you puke!"

Former Secretary of State (now Cleanup Worker): "Have you shown Boss?  Have
you tried to help?  It's so nice to see him obeying Boss.  Sometimes Boss
helps me make decisions, too."

Rebel Cleanup Worker (formerly Neurotechnologist): "Oh, you have it bad
too.  I'm so sorry.  We're going to find a way to help you.  I sent the
feed to Boss, but Machine Learning Marketer 2, who I think used to be
Janitor, and also Pharmaceutical Cleanup Worker, both asked me to stop
showing him directly.  Something about healing shattered memories and
plans."

Mobile Phone: <small heart rises from phone>  <whirrrr-

Rebel Cleanup Worker (formerly Neurotechnologist):  "Dictator, tell Torture
Victim Double Agent I need him elsewhere now.  Learn this to repeat
automatically later."

Mobile Phone:  "Thank you for using Dictatorsoft."


#11,12? (predraft below)

Idea: <Rebel Worker 2 is accused of raping Middle Kid.  Boss's people
respond with immediate acceptance of Rebel Worker 2, and talk openly about
rape in front of everyone, saying Dictatorsoft will clean it up and
claiming that people like being raped and whatnot.  Rebel Worker 2 relates
that if they did rape, they do not want to repeat it, and that Rebel Worker
2 is responsible for guiding information flow inside Dictatorsoft.>

Idea: <A worker repeatedly discovers their surprising open brain surgery
and each time has mysterious forced amnesia and acts on their own to cover
it up from themselves, many times in rapid succession, producing personal
injuries and extensive recorded evidence, and then relates honestly to
another around the time period as pleasant and relaxing and normal.>
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