China Issues Stay-At-Home Order To Hong Kong To Prevent Spread Of Democracy - [PEACE]
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Wed May 27 04:34:06 PDT 2020
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China Issues Stay-At-Home Order To Hong Kong To Prevent Spread Of Democracy
.. Reaction by the American media was swift. “Wow, China is so great! I wish we could be like China!” exclaimed numerous journalists. “Why can’t Trump be China?”
American politicians also spoke up on the order. “Hopefully the people in Hong Kong will be more compliant than Americans,” said Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer. “We issued our stay-at-home order far too late to stop the spread of the idea that people have liberty and can do whatever they want.”
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