Trying to enlist list or SM members in a groveling campaign of self-promotion is as pandemical online as off. Aggrieved lament at minimal interest is a necessary fart let, expecting some kind idler to come forth with a deodorant, or a mean ass-wipe to hurl turds at the stank bitch pleader. Here you are, this is where to wiggle into a troll-fish-trap.