UEFA Bans Pre-Match Sex in All Competitions Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

[Zig the N.g]

Actually, just handshakes, but same diff.

  UEFA Bans Pre-Match Handshakes in All Competitions Amid Coronavirus Outbreak
  https://sputniknews.com/world/202003081078514571-uefa-bans-pre-match-handshakes-in-all-competitions-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/


And from the "I did not have incidental relations with those politicians" department:

  ACU Chairman Says He Only Had ‘Incidental’ Contact With Coronavirus-Infected CPAC Attendee
  https://sputniknews.com/us/202003081078514527-acu-chairman-says-he-only-had-incidental-contact-with-coronavirus-infected-cpac-attendee/


Johnny Depp's ex gets handy swinging a pot in Mexico:

  Women March Against Violence in Mexico City Ahead of 24-Hour Strike on Monday - Video
  https://sputniknews.com/latam/202003081078514037-women-march-against-violence-in-mexico-city-ahead-of-24-hour-strike-on-monday---video/


Hillary Clinton tries to convince DNCNNPC candidates that if she runs with them as Vice President, they will still be alive at the end of even 1 term in office as President:

  2020 US Election: Hillary Clinton Would 'Love' to See 'Someone Becoming First Woman Vice President'
  https://sputniknews.com/us/202003081078513572-2020-us-election-hillary-clinton-would-love-to-see-someone-becoming-first-woman-vice-president/


Coronavirus world tour continues:

  Coronavirus World Tour: Stock Up on Toilet Paper, Because Everyone is Going to Die
  http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/coronavirus-world-tour-stock-up-on-toilet-paper-because-everyone-is-going-to-die/
  Australians Go to War for Toilet Paper as Stocks Run Low
  http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/australians-go-to-war-for-toilet-paper-as-stocks-run-low/


White House finally doing the right thing by Palestinians:

  Jared Kushner Says White House Will Approve Annexation of Entire West Bank No Matter What
  http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/jared-kushner-says-white-house-will-approve-annexation-of-entire-west-bank-no-matter-what/


Roger Waters makes it to Tucker Carlson:

  Tucker Interviews Roger Waters on Julian Assange Persecution
  http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/tucker-interviews-roger-waters-on-julian-assange-persecution/


And finally, Paris mosques are becoming safe spaces:

  At Least One Injured After Man Opens Fire in Mosque in Paris - Reports
  https://sputniknews.com/europe/202003081078514290-at-least-one-injured-after-man-opens-fire-in-mosque-in-paris/