kick da habit - "If she can do it, I can too!" - Two-Year-Old Checks Into Rehab For 'Paw Patrol' Addiction

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   Two-Year-Old Checks Into Rehab For 'Paw Patrol' Addiction
   https://babylonbee.com/news/two-year-old-checks-into-rehab-for-paw-patrol-addiction

      CHARLOTTE, NC—“No job is too big, no pup is too small.” The slogan of the problem-solving team on Nickelodeon’s Paw Patrol carries with it a sense of irony for one of its viewers, two-year-old Madison Gardner. Resisting the desire to watch just one more episode of the cartoon has proved to be too big a job for the toddler. The young girl has realized she would be perfectly content to sit and watch the puppies from Adventure Bay for every waking moment of her life. When asked about the issue, she demonstrated her deep-seated addiction with her response, mindlessly repeating “Paw Troll? Paw Troll?” while twitching violently.

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You know what you need to do... kick your habit - if she can do it, you can too :)

[Nuns excluded.]