NYT accidentally publishes Ghislaine Maxwell obituary ahead of schedule

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   New York Times Accidentally Publishes Ghislaine Maxwell Obituary Ahead Of Schedule
   https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-ghislaine-maxwell-included-in-list-of-covid-19-deaths

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      NEW YORK, NY—Oops! The New York Times accidentally included Ghislaine
      Maxwell in its daily list of New Yorkers killed by COVID-19, publishing
      the socialite's name on its website Tuesday morning.

      The glowing obituary called Maxwell a "generous, loving, austere
      childcare provider" who "will be missed by many of us elites." ...





In other news, NY governor Cuomo is blazing an old new trail:

   Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo's COVID-19 Response To Be Held At Now-Vacant Nursing Home
   https://babylonbee.com/news/ceremony-honoring-governor-cuomos-covid-19-response-to-be-held-at-now-vacant-nursing-home

      ALBANY, NY—A ceremony honoring Governor Cuomo's fantastic response to the
      coronavirus pandemic will be held at a convenient location: a now-vacant
      nursing home upstate.

      Cuomo was awarded the United States Award for Disease Response Excellence
      by Dr. Anthony Fauci at the recently vacated venue.

      "We just had all this free space opened up," said Cuomo. "This is a great
      new space to host all kinds of cool events. They've got a cafeteria, lots
      of available beds for a little shut-eye, and a room to play Bingo. I
      could get comfortable here."

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