Mark Zuckerberg (literally, actually) desperate to cash out his FaceBook shares - [PEACE] [MINISTRY]

[Zenaan Harkness]

Oh ho ho!

And he actually found 4 friends to help him sell out all (or as many
as he can get away with) of his FaceBook shares.

So, muh gritties, a lesson in sublime spin, of a sort not often
noticed - actually having FOUR friends take you to court and sue you
to force you to sell your shares - because that's what you wanted to
do all along - HA!!

Eat that muffas!  Screw the pooch, Zuckerberg style :D


OK, for the stock freaq uninitiated, let's unpack this wonderful spin
from FaceBook:

  1. FaceBook market cap:

    https://www.yandex.com/search/?text=facebook%20market%20cap&lr=21265
    https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/FB/facebook/market-cap
    ...
    Facebook market cap as of January 17, 2020 is $632.43B.


  2. Zuckerberg ownership of FaceBook:

    https://www.rt.com/news/478556-tech-firms-sue-facebook-antitrust/
    ...
    The 35-year-old acts as Facebook’s CEO and chairman and controls
    approximately 60 percent of the company’s voting shares.
 

OK, so we have "voting shares" which is an implicit disclaimer that
there may be "non-voting shares", but let's ignore that for the
moment:

  3. Zuckerberg's FaceBook "put" (he wants to sell his shares just
     before the USD crash, see):

     632.43 * 0.6 = about $380 billion


So anyone who knows anything about shares, knows that if the CEO of a
plucky little CIA linked global profiling operation like FaceBook, a
publicly listed company, tries to sell most of his shares, and
especially when that is around half the entire company's listed
shares, is gonna tank that share price like you've never seen :D


So Zuckerberg needs a clandestine way to SELL (or in this case, be
forced by a court to sell), nearly $400 billion worth of FaceBook
shares, without anyone noticing, or rather, without anyone realising
that Zuckerberg is just trying to cash out as quickly as possible and
hopefully before the USD reset.


Shhhhh ... don't tell anyone about this scam lawsuit "against"
FaceBook which is made to look like a real lawsuit.

And the funny part is, Mark Zuckerberg is such a good ole pal, he
would be happy for FaceBook to pay a few billions of dollars to these
little chump nothing companies "suing" him in court - hell, that's a
TINY price to pay for Mark to be able to cash out, in some way - any
way at all - he don't care one bit, as long he gets to cash out :D


Shhhh...