Bernie Sanders is (literally, according to CNN) a Russian asset -- Re: Putin: "Big problem - Hillary knows!" - [PEACE] [COMEDY]
Zig the N.g
ziggerjoe at yandex.com
Sun Feb 23 06:39:46 PST 2020
Everybody who has a bone to pick with Hillary 'Cause You'd Be In Jail' Clinton, has either "mysteriously" died, or is literally (according to CNN) a Russian asset.
Clinton Body Count
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Body_Count
https://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.php
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/THE%20CLINTON%20BODY%20COUNT.pdf
https://www.conservapedia.com/Clinton_body_count
‘Totally sane’: Dems can't make up their minds about who is a supposed 'Russian agent’. Trump? Bernie? Or… both?
https://www.rt.com/usa/481479-bernie-russia-trump-swalwell/
CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard's Suicide One Day Early
https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-accidentally-posts-condolences-for-tulsi-gabbards-suicide-one-day-early
Everybody that is, except the BabylonBee, who have recently come to love Hillary Clinton:
We Would Like To State For The Record That Hillary Clinton Is An Upstanding Citizen And A Fine Human Being
https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-like-to-state-for-the-record-that-hillary-clinton-is-an-upstanding-citizen-and-a-fine-human-being
(BTW, the life-ending conspiracy theories surrounding Hillary Clinton (totally fake news - she's truly an angel loved by all) are the -real- reason Trump is keeping Assange in Belmarsh max-security jail - it's the only way to protect him from Hillary Rodham Clinton's love for Assange.)
Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People'
https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-the-only-crime-i-ever-committed-was-stealing-the-hearts-of-the-american-people
On Mon, Feb 03, 2020 at 09:54:05AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote:
> Word "wow", in just now, from Moscow:
>
> "Wow! Big problem, Hillary has 'urge' - must be Tulsi time
> already !?#!"
>
>
> Can Bernie And Tulsi Survive Hillary's "Urge" To Save The DNC?
> https://www.zerohedge.com/political/can-bernie-and-tulsi-survive-hillarys-urge-save-dnc
>
> ...
> "Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of
> warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of
> the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long,
> have finally come out from behind the curtain.
> ...
> It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t
> cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly."
>
> — Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) October 18, 2019
> https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>
> Gabbard throws down the gauntlet here outing Hillary as the
> mastermind behind the DNC strategy of allowing the current crop
> of future losers to fall all over themselves to alienate as many
> centrist voters as possible.
>
> This paves the way for Hillary to swoop in on her broom, pointed
> hat in hand, and declare herself the savior of the Democratic
> Party’s chances to defeat Donald Trump next November.
>
>
> Surely Hillary wouldn't be running on an urge to keep outta jail?
>
> As the number of Hillary Clinton body doubles increases (see photo in
> original article for one double - there are at least 3 Hillarys doing
> the rounds - I guess since she struggles to remain conscious and not
> trip over smooth floors...), Hillary's "urge" grows.
>
> The amount of money being spent for Hillary is truly impressive -
> especially the latest alleged 'hat in the ring' from Mini Mike B -
> all just to try to keep Bernie at bay and provide a viable pathway
> for Hillary "'Cause You'd Be In Jail" Clinton.
>
> You've heard of Breaking Bad, now have a laugh with Barking Mad, the
> true tale of Hillary Clinton's dozens of attempts to avoid legal
> service, arrest and jail, her subsequent commitment (she's a very
> committed woman) to the Brokensaw Psychiatric Quantannimoh Bae
> Facility, and be sure to stay tuned for Season 2 - Hillary's
> over a dozen thrilling Quantannimoh Bae escape attempts.
>
> Rumour has it the finalé grants her Quantannimoh laundry privileges,
> in no small part due to her animated uncontrolled flailing being put
> to effective use to wash the orange man bad linen for her fellow
> inmates.
>
>
>
> On Tue, Oct 22, 2019 at 09:42:35PM +1100, some N.g wrote:
> > Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone
> > transcript.
> >
> > In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you!
> >
> > On problem below, subject line postulate with "If".
> >
> >
> > What If Hillary Clinton Was Right...
> > https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right
> > https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/
> >
> > The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir
> > Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call.
> > This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the
> > same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising
> > photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this
> > transcript.
> >
> > Vladimir Putin:
> > “Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin,
> > president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had
> > agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in
> > 2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that
> > was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace
> > you next year with Tulsi Gabbard.
> >
> > “Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When
> > I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid
> > Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be
> > flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He
> > was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only
> > more white, of course.
> >
> > “You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase
> > energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the
> > sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not
> > funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant
> > who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters.
> > Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very
> > funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke
> > laughs at you.
> >
> > “So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets
> > your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem.
> > Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the
> > Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those
> > Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help
> > her win election.
> >
> > “Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help
> > you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because
> > she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say,
> > woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running
> > America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and
> > now it’s time for woman Russian agent.
> >
> > “Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that
> > crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be
> > Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is
> > Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only
> > thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard
> > for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart.
> > When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear.
> >
> > “What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too
> > many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your
> > Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way – your
> > Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of
> > having only one party.
> >
> > “Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard
> > will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or
> > you lose, understand?
> >
> > “OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like
> > the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden
> > on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian
> > army.”
> >
> >
> > In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched.
> >
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