Moar Woar Poarn - Fw: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D

[Zig the N.g]

Gets a little crazy on the roads o' Raqqa, muh stucco muffas :)

How it truly went down:

  US0: "These fuckin' Syrians put a fuckin' country round our oil field - how DARE they!"

  US1: "Yeah, fuckin' sand niggers!"


  [Russkie's literally start to approach on highway, from behind.]

  RU0: "Ho, boys! Amerikanski oil "protectors" ahead. What do we?"

  RU1: "Ohoh! Drift this Tigr, baby - We's Baaaack!!"

  [serious literal military vehicle fast and furious ensues - see links below]

  [Russkies take first hummer, start hunting down second...]

  US0: "Muthufuckas! We got Russkies, lads, hang on tight!"

  [US2-4 happy they remembered "low frequency protection unit" adult diapers this morning.]


  RU0: "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW FIRETRUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!"

  US1: [death gripping handle bar] "Oahhhh shiiiiit - why you driving offroaoad, buddy?!#!"

  US0: "Don't be a fuckin nigger! I think she'll make it - roadside don't look too fuckin rough."


  RU1: [grinning madly out side window at US hummer boys]
       "Baby, yeah! Lose you we will!"
       [to Ru0:] "SHIT! Watch locals, brutha!"

  [Russians narrowly miss a local who jumps out of the way]


  RU0: "May be lose them, but anuddah Oil thief pass we must!"

  RU1: "NO breaks, brutha! Do your copyright 'Boris Oil Thief Wedgy' manouver! Baby, yeah!"

  RU0: "Got it, brutha!" [hits accelerator hard, wedges all 3 vehicles as they come to screaming halt]
  [poetic license, not quite what actually happened, but part of upcoming movie script]


  US0: "HEY MUTHAFUCKAS WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK ARE YA DOING!"

  US1: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - Fucking PAPERWORK! FUCK YOU RUSSKIE!!"

  RU0: [cracks a 4L vodka bottle] "Here, drink have you, brutha!"

  RU1: [with huge cat eatin grin] "Awww, done cry little oil thief! Vodka take your paperwork away - HA HA HAAAA!"

  US0+1: "FUCK!!!"


[See second 'tube below for Syrian villagers warmly welcoming American "democracy bringers" - with multiple gun shots :D]



----- Forwarded message from Zenaan Harkness <zen at freedbms.net> -----

Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:12:28 +1100
Subject: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D

Enjoy ;)

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bizarre-road-rage-among-superpowers-incident-syria-caught-film

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