Putin: "Big problem - Hillary knows!" - [PEACE] [COMEDY]

[Zig the N.g]

Word "wow", in just now, from Moscow:

  "Wow! Big problem, Hillary has 'urge' - must be Tulsi time
   already !?#!"


  Can Bernie And Tulsi Survive Hillary's "Urge" To Save The DNC?
  https://www.zerohedge.com/political/can-bernie-and-tulsi-survive-hillarys-urge-save-dnc

    ...
      "Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of
      warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of
      the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long,
      have finally come out from behind the curtain.
      ...
      It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t
      cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly."

         — Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) October 18, 2019
         https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    Gabbard throws down the gauntlet here outing Hillary as the
    mastermind behind the DNC strategy of allowing the current crop
    of future losers to fall all over themselves to alienate as many
    centrist voters as possible.

    This paves the way for Hillary to swoop in on her broom, pointed
    hat in hand, and declare herself the savior of the Democratic
    Party’s chances to defeat Donald Trump next November.


Surely Hillary wouldn't be running on an urge to keep outta jail?

As the number of Hillary Clinton body doubles increases (see photo in
original article for one double - there are at least 3 Hillarys doing
the rounds - I guess since she struggles to remain conscious and not
trip over smooth floors...), Hillary's "urge" grows.

The amount of money being spent for Hillary is truly impressive -
especially the latest alleged 'hat in the ring' from Mini Mike B -
all just to try to keep Bernie at bay and provide a viable pathway
for  Hillary "'Cause You'd Be In Jail" Clinton.

You've heard of Breaking Bad, now have a laugh with Barking Mad, the
true tale of Hillary Clinton's dozens of attempts to avoid legal
service, arrest and jail, her subsequent commitment (she's a very
committed woman) to the Brokensaw Psychiatric Quantannimoh Bae
Facility, and be sure to stay tuned for Season 2 - Hillary's
over a dozen thrilling Quantannimoh Bae escape attempts.

Rumour has it the finalé grants her Quantannimoh laundry privileges,
in no small part due to her animated uncontrolled flailing being put
to effective use to wash the orange man bad linen for her fellow
inmates.



On Tue, Oct 22, 2019 at 09:42:35PM +1100, some N.g wrote:
> Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone
> transcript.
> 
> In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you!
> 
> On problem below, subject line postulate with "If".
> 
> 
>   What If Hillary Clinton Was Right...
>   https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right
>   https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/
> 
>   The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir
>   Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call.
>   This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the
>   same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising
>   photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this
>   transcript.
> 
>   Vladimir Putin:
>   “Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin,
>   president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had
>   agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in
>   2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that
>   was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace
>   you next year with Tulsi Gabbard.
> 
>   “Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When
>   I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid
>   Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be
>   flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He
>   was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only
>   more white, of course.
> 
>   “You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase
>   energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the
>   sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not
>   funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant
>   who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters.
>   Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very
>   funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke
>   laughs at you.
> 
>   “So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets
>   your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem.
>   Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the
>   Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those
>   Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help
>   her win election.
> 
>   “Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help
>   you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because
>   she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say,
>   woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running
>   America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and
>   now it’s time for woman Russian agent.
> 
>   “Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that
>   crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be
>   Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is
>   Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only
>   thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard
>   for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart.
>   When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear.
> 
>   “What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too
>   many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your
>   Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way –  your
>   Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of
>   having only one party.
> 
>   “Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard
>   will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or
>   you lose, understand?
> 
>   “OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like
>   the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden
>   on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian
>   army.”
> 
> 
> In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched.
>