"He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty Russian!" -- Re: Moar Woar Poarn - Fw: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D

Zenaan Harkness zen at freedbms.net
Fri Apr 17 04:54:01 PDT 2020


For some reason, American military personnel always seem to be looking for "more action", actually I mean "more paperwork".  HA!


  US wingman to pilot: "Do NOT look directly up!"

  US pilot looks directly up: "OHH, SHEEIT!"

  US Wingman: "More f#@kin paperwork!"


Russkies Go Wild, inverted in fact.  Literally inverted, dancing the midday clouds.  Yeah, baby!  :D

Gringos gettin' "really quite frustrated" and the Pentagon "blasted" the Russian show-off "Red menace's" for "activity", apparently activity in the skies of the Mediterranean sea :D

[suitable pics in original article, not attached]

On this particular occasion, the Russian pilot considered sharing his 4 litre "8 shots" vodka bottle with the Americans, but figured the wind force on his airplane canopy might make it hard to hold that canopy open - at 900 km per hour.  Also, passing a vodka bottle between jet planes whilst inverted may have caused some of the vodka to spill, which was an intolerable likelihood.  Apparently.


  Russian Jet Buzzes US Navy Plane In High-Speed 'Inverted Maneuver' Over Mediterranean
  https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russian-jet-buzzes-us-navy-plane-high-speed-inverted-maneuver-over-mediterranean

      .. “The U.S. aircraft was operating consistent with international law and did not provoke this Russian activity,” the statement added.
      ..



Yeah, yeah, fill in your paperwork already :) :)



On Thu, Feb 20, 2020 at 11:43:41AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote:
> Gets a little crazy on the roads o' Raqqa, muh stucco muffas :)
> 
> How it truly went down:
> 
>   US0: "These fuckin' Syrians put a fuckin' country round our oil field - how DARE they!"
> 
>   US1: "Yeah, fuckin' sand niggers!"
> 
> 
>   [Russkie's literally start to approach on highway, from behind.]
> 
>   RU0: "Ho, boys! Amerikanski oil "protectors" ahead. What do we?"
> 
>   RU1: "Ohoh! Drift this Tigr, baby - We's Baaaack!!"
> 
>   [serious literal military vehicle fast and furious ensues - see links below]
> 
>   [Russkies take first hummer, start hunting down second...]
> 
>   US0: "Muthufuckas! We got Russkies, lads, hang on tight!"
> 
>   [US2-4 happy they remembered "low frequency protection unit" adult diapers this morning.]
> 
> 
>   RU0: "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW FIRETRUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!"
> 
>   US1: [death gripping handle bar] "Oahhhh shiiiiit - why you driving offroaoad, buddy?!#!"
> 
>   US0: "Don't be a fuckin nigger! I think she'll make it - roadside don't look too fuckin rough."
> 
> 
>   RU1: [grinning madly out side window at US hummer boys]
>        "Baby, yeah! Lose you we will!"
>        [to Ru0:] "SHIT! Watch locals, brutha!"
> 
>   [Russians narrowly miss a local who jumps out of the way]
> 
> 
>   RU0: "May be lose them, but anuddah Oil thief pass we must!"
> 
>   RU1: "NO breaks, brutha! Do your copyright 'Boris Oil Thief Wedgy' manouver! Baby, yeah!"
> 
>   RU0: "Got it, brutha!" [hits accelerator hard, wedges all 3 vehicles as they come to screaming halt]
>   [poetic license, not quite what actually happened, but part of upcoming movie script]
> 
> 
>   US0: "HEY MUTHAFUCKAS WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK ARE YA DOING!"
> 
>   US1: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - Fucking PAPERWORK! FUCK YOU RUSSKIE!!"
> 
>   RU0: [cracks a 4L vodka bottle] "Here, drink have you, brutha!"
> 
>   RU1: [with huge cat eatin grin] "Awww, done cry little oil thief! Vodka take your paperwork away - HA HA HAAAA!"
> 
>   US0+1: "FUCK!!!"
> 
> 
> [See second 'tube below for Syrian villagers warmly welcoming American "democracy bringers" - with multiple gun shots :D]
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Forwarded message from Zenaan Harkness <zen at freedbms.net> -----
> 
> Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:12:28 +1100
> Subject: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D
> 
> Enjoy ;)
> 
> https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bizarre-road-rage-among-superpowers-incident-syria-caught-film
> 
> ----- End forwarded message -----



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