Putin: "Big problem - Hillary knows!" - [PEACE] [COMEDY]
Zenaan Harkness
zen at freedbms.net
Tue Oct 22 03:42:35 PDT 2019
Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone
transcript.
In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you!
On problem below, subject line postulate with "If".
What If Hillary Clinton Was Right...
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right
https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/
The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir
Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call.
This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the
same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising
photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this
transcript.
Vladimir Putin:
“Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin,
president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had
agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in
2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that
was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace
you next year with Tulsi Gabbard.
“Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When
I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid
Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be
flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He
was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only
more white, of course.
“You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase
energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the
sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not
funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant
who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters.
Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very
funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke
laughs at you.
“So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets
your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem.
Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the
Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those
Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help
her win election.
“Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help
you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because
she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say,
woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running
America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and
now it’s time for woman Russian agent.
“Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that
crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be
Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is
Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only
thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard
for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart.
When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear.
“What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too
many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your
Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way – your
Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of
having only one party.
“Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard
will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or
you lose, understand?
“OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like
the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden
on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian
army.”
In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched.
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