Bashar al Assad proposes to send Syrian troops to France - boots on the ground - [PEACE]

[Zenaan Harkness]

Due to severe ongoing unrest in France, Syria's austere president
Bashar al Assad has proposed sending a peace keeping contingent to
the "haughty nation of cheese eaters" which is "unable to maintain
peace on its streets, has murdered civilian protesters, and witnesses
an ongoing 'democratic civilian' insurgency".

Macron ribbitted out his opposition to the proposed Arab plan,
calling for "his" citizens to display peace not protests on French
streets, and ordered continual loudspeaker playings of "Rainbow
Connection", which Marine le Pen immediately denounced as globalist
homosexual propaganda and invited Bashar al Assad to "fk the fkn fkrs
cause the fkn fkr's fkd".

In all seriousness, Bashar al Assad has asked the media (presumably
rhetorically) "Can you imagine our troops coming to France without
invitation?"

Amazing times...


   ‘Can you imagine our troops coming to France without invitation?’
   Bashar Assad blasts French ‘occupation’ of Syria
   https://www.rt.com/news/474559-assad-france-occupation-syria/

    ...
    France has joined the US-led anti-Islamic State (IS, formerly
    ISIS) coalition, providing air support and deploying special
    forces to Syria. But for Assad, the French intervention amounted
    to an “occupation,” as Paris – like its major NATO ally
    Washington – failed to secure Damascus’ authorization of the
    mission.
    ...