Entry: Nazi/Illuminati Theory, Source: "Everything Is Under Control: Conspiracies, Cults, and Cover-Ups"

[Cecilia Tanaka]

"Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!"


"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth."


"Two Conspiracy Theorists Die...

...as they stand before God waiting to be judged, God tells them that they
each may ask him one question they have always wanted to be answered and he
would answer it.

One of the conspiracy theorists steps forward and asks “who was REALLY
behind 9/11?”

Before God can answer, the second one steps forward and says “can you
confirm that vaccines cause autism and tell us who stands to profit from
their continued use?”

God replies “9/11 was planned by Osama bin Laden and carried out by members
of Al-Qaeda. Vaccines do not cause autism, and the only people profiting
from their use are the people who are no longer dying from preventable
diseases.”

The two men both look crestfallen. One of them leans over and whispers in
the other’s ear... “Dude! This shit goes higher than we ever realized!!”
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