Cookie monster - [PEACE] [MINISTRY] - do -not- google "the cookie monster joke" (Google censored it off the results anyway...)

[Zenaan Harkness]

The real joke is, Yandex.ru gets the results, whereas Google.com is
utterly censored.

The cookie monster is about as anti-semitic as it gets, what
with throwing all that dough in the oven to bake exactly six
[s/REDACTED/quite a few/] cookies.

No really, do, not, google the cookie monster joke.

The problem with such a search, even if you search on Duck Duck Go is
that you might come across certain anti-semitic jokes, I mean links,
such as the following:


  Cookie Monster puts down the cookie jar and picks up the neo-Nazi
  propaganda
  https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/shortcuts/2014/apr/07/cookie-monster-neo-nazi-propaganda

[really, that whole page is just not even funny alright?]



  ‘Cookie Monster’ held for Nazi activity
  https://www.timesofisrael.com/cookie-monster-nabbed-for-nazi-activity/
  Extremist caught handing out neo-Nazi propaganda dressed as Sesame
  Street character at German school
  Nom nom Nazi

[we're bordering hate speech now folks - as said too many times,
 certain facts are literally anti-semitic facts alright?
 And this one - especially since it comes from the Times of Israel
 is here to set us straight alright?]

    ... “After months of investigation, we were able to arrest a
    well-known right-wing extremist dressed in a Cookie Monster
    costume, while he and an accomplice were handing out leaflets
    that read ‘To Be German is Cool’ at a local school in
    Senftenberg,” Ines Filhon, a police spokeswoman in the eastern
    German state of Brandenburg, said according to NBC News.
    ...

[O M F G! -- "to be German is cool" - we MUST agree with Times of
 Israel on this one - that is some SERIOUS neo-nazi propaganda!
 Just as well those German bastards were caught, arrested, had their
 homes searched and their computers confiscated - JUSTICE IS SERVED!]



  Cookie monster, Neo-Nazi symbol: German police say ...
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2598454/Cookie-monster-Neo-Nazi-symbol-German-police-say-members-handing-leaflets-Sesame-Street-characters-face-try-recruit-children.html



  “What do Jews hate most about the Holocaust? The cost,”
  https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/apr/24/the-last-laugh-review-holocaust-jokes-documentary-mel-brooks-sarah-silverman


  Australian comedian jokes about Nazi gas chambers, gets complaint,
  doubles down
  https://www.timesofisrael.com/australian-comedian-jokes-about-nazi-gas-chambers-gets-complaint-doubles-down/
  Isaac Butterfield to Jewish audience member: ‘If you can’t stand
  the heat, get out of the oven’

  ... Jewish Woman: “Sitting there hearing about Jews being gassed,
  eight million perished including children, watching family members
  being gassed or tortured or shot, is not remotely funny,” her email
  said.

  ... Anti-Defamation Commission Chairman Dvir Abramovich said in a
  statement that “It’s never OK to spew such hate rhetoric, and Isaac
  Butterfield should be ashamed for his hideous remarks that crossed
  all lines and which trampled on the memory of the dead.



So we know the drill, NO MORE HOLOCAUST JOKES! And no more searching
for holocaust jokes!

<cowers away> Alright, alright, enough already!


  100+ Funny Holocaust Jokes
  https://chartcons.com/100-funny-holocaust-jokes/