useless eaters - oxygen thieves - carbon polluters → useless dirt proliferators - oxygen polluters - carbon thieves

[Zenaan Harkness]

What's it like to be a useless eater oxygen thief carbon poll/uter?

Or "human ≡ evil"?

And what about those carbon thieving, oxygen pollutin' useless dirt
proliferators?

Seriously, "trees ≡ evil" their leaves turn into dirt, they pollute
our world with an abundance of fire promoting oxygen, and these so
called "green" trees are stealing so much carbon from the atmosphere
it's not funny...

Life couldn't just be a matter of perspective, could it?

Perhaps, in this thing some folk call reality, we actually live
within a symbiotic, perfectly complementary natural wonderland?
(Actual etc problems notwithstanding...)