The Ongoing Restructuring Of The Greater Middle East - [PEACE] [&] [COMEDY]
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Wed Jun 26 00:33:16 PDT 2019
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The Ongoing Restructuring Of The Greater Middle East
Authored (satirically) by CJ Hopkins via Off-Guardian.org
So, according to the corporate media, and to President Literally
Hitler, himself, while America was sleeping last Friday morning,
the U.S. Air Force was just minutes away from bombing the bejesus
out of some desolate outposts somewhere in the Iranian desert and
launching another catastrophic military blunder in the Middle
At approximately 0400 Zulu time, President Hitler and his top
advisors (among them, John “the Walrus of Death” Bolton) were
gathered in the Pentagon’s War Room, flight paths arcing across
the big board. The hotline to Vladimir Putin’s office in St.
Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow had been activated. The full force of
the U.S. military was about to be brought to bear upon a package
of top-level Iranian targets with no strategic value whatsoever.
Apparently, “planes were in the air!” It was all so terribly,
This awesome demonstration of American resolve was meant to be
punishment for the vicious slaughter of an expensive U.S.
military drone, which was peacefully invading Iranian airspace,
and not at all attempting to provoke the Iranians into blowing it
out of the sky with a missile so the U.S. military could
[Map showing the 40 military bases the US has been compelled to
position around Iran to combat Iranian aggression.]
The military-industrial complex would never dream of doing
anything like that, not even to further the destabilization and
restructuring of the Greater Middle East that they’ve been
systematically carrying out the since the collapse of the former
Soviet Union, which … more on that in just a moment.
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