The Ongoing Restructuring Of The Greater Middle East - [PEACE] [&] [COMEDY]

[Zenaan Harkness]

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  The Ongoing Restructuring Of The Greater Middle East
  https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-25/ongoing-restructuring-greater-middle-east
  Authored (satirically) by CJ Hopkins via Off-Guardian.org
  https://off-guardian.org/2019/06/25/the-ongoing-restructuring-of-the-greater-middle-east/

    So, according to the corporate media, and to President Literally
    Hitler, himself, while America was sleeping last Friday morning,
    the U.S. Air Force was just minutes away from bombing the bejesus
    out of some desolate outposts somewhere in the Iranian desert and
    launching another catastrophic military blunder in the Middle
    East.

    At approximately 0400 Zulu time, President Hitler and his top
    advisors (among them, John “the Walrus of Death” Bolton) were
    gathered in the Pentagon’s War Room, flight paths arcing across
    the big board. The hotline to Vladimir Putin’s office in St.
    Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow had been activated. The full force of
    the U.S. military was about to be brought to bear upon a package
    of top-level Iranian targets with no strategic value whatsoever.

    Apparently, “planes were in the air!” It was all so terribly,
    terribly exciting.

    This awesome demonstration of American resolve was meant to be
    punishment for the vicious slaughter of an expensive U.S.
    military drone, which was peacefully invading Iranian airspace,
    and not at all attempting to provoke the Iranians into blowing it
    out of the sky with a missile so the U.S. military could
    “retaliate.”

    [Map showing the 40 military bases the US has been compelled to
    position around Iran to combat Iranian aggression.]

    The military-industrial complex would never dream of doing
    anything like that, not even to further the destabilization and
    restructuring of the Greater Middle East that they’ve been
    systematically carrying out the since the collapse of the former
    Soviet Union, which … more on that in just a moment.

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