'Shattered': Inside the secret battle to save America's undercover spies in the digital age

[Ryan Carboni]

"We aren't incompetent, we're just being ironic!"

"We aren't corrupt, we're just being ironic!"

"We aren't satanists, we're just being ironic!"

*several years later*

As it turns out...

Someone is going to claim that Hunter Biden was pretending to be
peddling influence to US policies, but that doesn't actually happen,
in order to ingratiate with foreign dictators and divert bribes to the
black budget.