cuddle-therapist's "rape by nipple" "not illegal" according to police (nipple sucker police complaint) - [PEACE]

[Zenaan Harkness]

OMG. Now we know "OMG" is a tween thing, but holy mother of
firetrucks muffaluggerahs, this be O.M.F.G. y'all :D

Cuddle therapy.

Cuddle therapists.

Feelz.

Feeling low, not enough cotton wool for your delicate neo-Marxist
lefty sensibility and bad man just so dang diddly ang dang orange
already?

Then step right up, and spend spend spend on a cuddle therapist muh
perfectly formed teardrops in waitin' - only $80 an hour will get you
cuddled!

<YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!>
<Nipples gone wild!>

True story this, straight outta Phoenix Arizona in the land of the
brave, home of the strong and robust nipple suckers - a lefty
snowflake spent some cold hard cash to cuddle, or be cuddled, or
whatever cuddle therapists sequence in terms of cuddling.

$80 in fact!

And then, for some dang reason this snowflake of virtue ended up with
the "therapists" nipple in her mouth ...

... for FIVE minutes.

Not feelzing as good as was expected for $80 and a nip suck, after
the fact the suckler called the cops.

Yes, called the cops folks, felt orally raped by that cuddle
therapists nipple or something.

Five minutes of nipple-oral rape I tell ya! That's some serious feelz
right there!

  Arizona Woman Calls the Police Because She Sucked on a Female
  Cuddle Therapist’s Nipple for Five Minutes
  http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/arizona-woman-calls-the-police-because-she-sucked-on-a-female-cuddle-therapists-nipple-for-five-minutes/
  https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/08/17/cuddling-session-massage-therapist-turned-sexual-client-says/2042376001/

  ... A Phoenix woman says it happened to her in May when she visited
  an $80-a-session cuddle therapist and the session turned sexual.
  She wound up with the cuddler’s nipple in her mouth for five
  minutes.

  She called police, who told her that nothing illegal had happened.

  She called a national group that certifies cuddlers. It promptly
  decertified the cuddler, Susanne Woodward, for breaking its code of
  conduct.
  ...


Soap, no more nip from Woodward - HA! That'll teach the cuddlers. As
Anglin highlights:

  The cuddle therapist was in a position of power over her
  cuddle-deprived client and took advantage of this to fulfill her
  own sick five-minute nipple-sucking desires at the cost of some
  innocent woman’s nipple-sucking innocence.

  She literally penetrated the woman’s mouth with her erect nipple.

  [ TDS article has NSFW anime pic attached here, so be warned!
    Protect your eyes already! ]

  But the sick cuddle therapist is, in turn, a victim herself. This
  is literally the patriarchy manifesting itself in the women it has
  brainwashed and turning them into sick depraved nipple-sucking
  criminal rapists that nipple-rape innocent women in the mouth.


Ya heard of Craig's List? Now there's Cuddlist, literally:

  Cuddlist provides online training and certification for those who
  want to lead one-on-one cuddling. It has a code of conduct.
  Cuddling is a platonic service, the website says, where everyone
  must be clothed. At a minimum, they have to wear a tank top and
  shorts that extend to the mid-thigh.

So now y'all can -consume- cuddling, at $80 an hour :)

Yee haw, free market in action, sanity of humans increasing by the
week… or something. Anglin again:

  The consumer lifestyle creates barriers between people and then
  asks you to pay more — consume more — in order to drill tiny holes
  in those barriers for you to get a glimpse of what could be and
  relieve a bit of the pain that this isolation causes.


Create your world,