Funniest “Liberals” in the world - right in the heart of Russia

[Zenaan Harkness]

Trigger warning: some will most likely find the following rather
scandalous, since it contains facts.

Trigger warning: facts may cause you to get upset.

And not only are facts in the following, but facts which scandalize
Russian liberals, liberals in general, evidence that "Putler done
it", and of course that old bug bear which MUST NEVER BE MADE FUN OF,
that is (((those whom YOU BETTER BLOODY WELL NOT CRITICIZE, OR CNN
WILL EFFING COME AFTER YOUR ARSE PERSONALLY MUFUGGALA!!‼‼!¡‼!))).

So be warned, FACTS follow, rambunctious word-of-the-day, in your
face type of facts.

Even if they are only anecdotal facts and therefore cannot possibly
impugn an entire tribe of chosen bastards as “statistically insane”,
the following facts may well trigger you, SNOWflake!


 So READ NO FURTHER.


 You have been warned!!



The following from its summary may -sound- like it's a decidedly
dastardly deed dressed drunge-ily for daily deconsumption in bland
newspeak, but fear not :D, it rapidly descends into abject
politically incorrect dark humour:

** BLAME PUTIN: Russian Oppositionist Journalist Was Attacked by
Deranged Israeli Resident
https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=75db0aab9b&e=5110f4b440
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by Anatoly Karlin on Wed, Oct 25, 2017
An anti-Putin journalist gets her throat slashed by an intruder
forcing his way into one of the last bastions of “free, independent
journalism” in Russia.





Now this one's precious - more snowflakey liberal "freedom lovers"
urging that facts not be published, especially facts highlighting the
depths of war mongering depravity of the CIA.

Like sure, SURE, in this day and age, NO ONE would ever find out
about your request to cover up facts that might hurt the CIA's
"fantastic" image.  Why didn't I realize?  What was I even thinking?

Seriously this is an actual request, and genuinely made by the
"PropOrNot" Ministry idiots who produced that 200+ website “glory
list” of which alt-news websites are absolutely, unequivocally
Russian propaganda outlets financed by Putin personally, and
therefore SHOULD NEVER BE READ lest they tarnish our minds with
something other than “Liberal Democratic” ideas!

Yes, the levels of self parody are utterly astounding.  These are
levels of winning unheard of even a year ago!  We're not quite at
Peak Winning, but we're well on the way folks - knock 'em out Cory
Feldman, and thank you for opening the floodgates :)

Read it and weep with relief that Morons Incorporated are literally
melting down, publicly, on many fronts (i.e., not just the USA's DNC
and CNN duet :D)

** Group Combating 'Russian Propaganda' Urges Reporter to Drop Story
on CIA Arming Syrian Rebels (PropOrNot)
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by RT on Wed, Oct 25, 2017
A group that claims to be fighting against Russian propaganda and
“fake news” is asking a reporter not to pursue information on the CIA
arming Syrian rebels.  PropOrNot, famous for being an ex-source for
the Washington Post, says the story may fall into the wrong hands.
On Thursday, Jason Leopold, a senior investigative reporter at
Buzzfeed, tweeted that he had filed a Freedom of Information Act
(FOIA) lawsuit against the CIA for documents related to the US arming
Syrian rebels.
PropOrNot beseeched him to drop its case in a tweet.




The “inclusive” "liberal" and “culturally sensitive” European Union
is really cementing its values and heading for a long lasting, world
renowned and oh-so-loved continuance - - ... or something :) ;D

** Latvia Proposes to Force Latvian-Only Schools on Its Russian
Minority
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by TASS on Wed, Oct 25, 2017
The decision to switch educational instruction in Latvia’s schools
for national minorities to the Latvian language is a violation of the
European Union’s legal framework and resembles linguistic genocide,
member of Russia’s State Duma (lower house) International Affairs
Committee, Sergey Zheleznyak, told reporters on Monday. Earlier in
the day, Latvian Minister of Education and Science Karlis Sadurskis
said the aforementioned move is necessary for forming a unified
political nation.




** Russia Wields Its Own Brand of Christian Conservative Soft Power
https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=40ae0a6c69&e=5110f4b440

** Trump Trashes Iran Deal to Satisfy Netanyahu
https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=340578079a&e=5110f4b440

** Serbian Defense Chief Blasts US 'Ultimatum' to Choose Between
Russia or the West
https://russia-insider.us9.list-manage.com/track/click?u=fa2faf7034c3c3c413cb3652f&id=0f04bf5f1b&e=5110f4b440

** Russia Uranium Deal Turns Spotlight on Hillary But Not the Way She
Wanted
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