The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics (or how to tell a libertarian from an anarchist from a...)
Zenaan Harkness
zen at freedbms.net
Thu Mar 23 00:35:05 PDT 2017
On Wed, Mar 22, 2017 at 08:28:52PM -0700, Razer wrote:
>
> The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics
>
> Capitalism: You wash the dishes, the ones who own them profit
>
> Libertarianism: You wash the dishes, the one's who own them profit tax-free.
>
> Democracy: Even as a dishwasher, you deserve a say as to which
> politician is best suited to protect the economy that keeps you in the
> dish room.
>
> Reform: Shorter stacks, warmer water, longer breaks--same dishes
>
> Anarchism: Everyone shares in the dish-washing
Firetruck off! If I want to eat off dirty dishes, I'll damn
well eat off dirty dishes and NOT wash the dishes!
Wash whatever damn dishes you want, but leave me out of it!
;)
> Source: Contradictionary
> https://crimethinc.com/books/contradictionary
>
> Also see: http://www.infoshop.org/FakeAnarchistsLibertarians
>
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