The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics (or how to tell a libertarian from an anarchist from a...)

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The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics

Capitalism: You wash the dishes, the ones who own them profit

Libertarianism: You wash the dishes, the one's who own them profit tax-free.

Democracy: Even as a dishwasher, you deserve a say as to which
politician is best suited to protect the economy that keeps you in the
dish room.

Reform: Shorter stacks, warmer water, longer breaks--same dishes

Anarchism: Everyone shares in the dish-washing


Source:  Contradictionary
https://crimethinc.com/books/contradictionary

Also see: http://www.infoshop.org/FakeAnarchistsLibertarians