But you knew that right? "Your 'Anonymous' Browsing Data Isn't Actually Anonymous"

[Zenaan Harkness]

On Sat, Aug 05, 2017 at 11:48:00AM +1000, Anonymous wrote:
> On Fri, Aug 04, 2017 at 07:50:04PM +0300, Georgi Guninski wrote:
> > On Fri, Aug 04, 2017 at 08:48:11AM -0700, Razer wrote:
> > > > To answer this question, Eckert had her colleague delete one browser
> > > > plugin every hour until he disappeared from the live data. On the
> > > > seventh plugin, he disappeared. This suggested that the plugin
> > > > collecting and selling his browser data was, ironically enough, called
> > > > Web of Trust, which offers "free tools for safe search and web browsing."
> > > >
> > > https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/gygx7y/your-anonymous-browsing-data-isnt-actually-anonymous
> > 
> > With at least 7 plugins of this kind the lusers have bigger problems
> > than just passive browsing history.
> > 
> > btw, the history in the image appears entirely of porn to me.
> 
> 
> PGLAF cartoon in 3 .. 2 ..
> 
> 
> Zero and One, by Anonymous, episode 0000 0000
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> 0: "Ooh, you dirty little https wanna be url, shamelessly
>     shedding all your TLS clothes to slink by on http alone..."
> 
> 1: "No no, it's those skanky little dots after it that are
>     corrupting the miners."
> 
> 0: "Oh but that slash!"
> 
> 1: "Don't get me started! And there's TWO of them, just begging
>     to be wrapped around each other."
> 
> 0: "Pervert! You and all your slashes!"



Future episodics, just waiting for ananon to embrace your
skanky inner 01000101'er
(btw, bc has convenient ibase and obase convertors)
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   "But, like, why?!"

   Because dominance over your contributors must NEVER be
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   "Kneel, punk! ..
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Debian
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PHP episode 0010
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Perl
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PHP episode 0011
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Lisp
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PHP episode 0100
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