[OT] Jokes, this list and my birthday... :)

[Shawn K. Quinn]

On 08/21/2017 12:58 AM, Red Red Wine wrote:
> HOW DOES NASA ORGANIZE A PARTY ?
> They spend billions to fake it with Photoshop and AfterEffects.

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> HOW DO YOU TELL DRACULA IS SICK ?
> Because he admits he's become vegan.

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> WHY DID THE VEGAN CROSS THE ROAD ?
> To violently protest ebol natsees. Pic related.

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