[WAR] "The West" has become "the barbarians at the gate"

[Zenaan Harkness]

> ** Reuters: Russia, Iran Joint Command Center Will 'Respond With Force'
> If US Strikes Syria Again

And so they should.


Alternative narrative:

Terrorists Seize US Destroyers in Mediterranean, Launch Payback
Against Syria and Russia
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Shock across the world today as Western terrorists bomb the shit out of
a Syrian airbase, having maintained their bloody grip on the American
regime.

The terrorists, shouting "Awall Street Bonanza-aa!" with fists thrust in
the air from the deck of the USS Shittybombs, failed to cause much damage
since the Tomahawk missiles were 27 years beyond their use by date, and
the few that did hit Shayrat (one of Syria's largest airfields covering
nearly a quarter of the country) managed to take out a few rabbits.

Sadly, 6 Syrian military personnel who were in process of directly
targetting Al-Nusra and Al-Qaeda (not that we remember 9/11 or anything)
were killed when one of the Tomahawks missed the 3km main runway by
about 7 km.

The last words heard by the unfortunate Syrian commander to his 5
offsiders was "oh fuck these Americans are hopeless!"

On the other side of Homs, Al-Qaeda and Al-Nusra whooped for joy, raped
a few innocent civilians, chopped off a few heads of random bystanders
in celebration, and launched a new assault on the Syrian government
forces and Russia. The terrorist raid on Shayrat airbase didn't slow
down the Syrian defence for long though, and 1500 jihadi's were offered
the option of a quick resolution with their maker, or a speedy meeting
with Allah.

Captain of the USS GoldmanSachs, Admiral Plunder, who ensured his ship
was at least 2 km away from the USS Shittybombs when the launches were
made, was visibly relieved when informed the exercise was over and that
there was no further chance (for today) that a Tomahawk would explode on
or near his ship.

All that said, with these $100 million fireworks, the "new" old terror
regime of the USA empire did cause a surge in MIIC share prices, with
GoldmanSachs and Lockheed both up more than 2% for the day.

Little known is that "president" of the American regime, puppet Trump,
has surrounded himself with (((allies of the Palestinians))) and felt
pressured by his son in law (((Kushner))) to demonstrate to the
beleagured Palestinians that the American terrorists are
   On Their Side (TM) (C) (R)
along with (((Hollywood's))) pedophile "elite", with CNN for the first
time ever giving praise to their puppet president for such magnanimous
support for the Palestinians.

What a world ..