[Nuclear/CB War] Cuban Muscle Crisis

Razer rayzer at riseup.net
Tue Oct 11 20:34:13 PDT 2016


ROTF Cuba!

Russia considers opening military base in Cuba
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article107470472.html

"Hagbard Celine’s gigantic computer, FUCKUP-First Universal
Cybernetic-Kinetic-Ultramicro-Programmer- was basically a rather
sophisticated form of the standard self-programming algorithmic logic
machine of the time; the name was one of his whimsies.

FUCKUP’s real claim to uniqueness was a programmed stochastic process
whereby it could “throw” an I Ching hexagram, reading’ a random open
circuit as a broken (yin) line and a random closed circuit as a full
(yang) line until six such “lines” were round.

Consulting its memory banks, where the whole tradition of I Ching
interpretation was stored, and then cross-checking its current scannings
of that day’s political, economic, meteorological, astrological,
astronomical, and technological eccentricities, it would provide a
reading of the hexagram which, to Hagbard’s mind, combined the best of
the scientific and occult methods for spotting oncoming trends.

On March 13, the stochastic pattern spontaneously generated Hexagram 23,
“Breaking Apart.”

FUCKUP then interpreted:

        “This traditionally unlucky sign was cast by Atlantean
scientist-priests shortly before the destruction of their continent and
is generally connected with death by water. Other vibrations link it to
earthquakes, tornadoes and similar disasters, and to sickness, decay,
and morbidity as well.

        The first correlation is with the unbalance between
technological acceleration and political retrogression, which has
proceeded earth-wide at ever widening danger levels since 1914 and
especially since 1964.

        The breaking apart is fundamentally the schizoid and schismatic
mental fugue of lawyer-politicians attempting to administrate a
worldwide technology whose mechanisms they lack the education to
comprehend and whose gestalt trend they frustrate by breaking apart into
obsolete Renaissance nation-states.

        World War III is probably imminent and, considering the advances
in chemical biological warfare in conjunction with the sickness
vibrations of Hexagram 23, the unleashing of plague or nerve gas or both
is as probable as thermonuclear overkill.

        General prognosis: many megadeaths.

        There is some hope for avoidance of the emerging pattern with
prompt action of correct nature.

        Probability of such avoidance is 0.17 ± 0.05.

        No blame.”


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