[OT] Old humour "Purity" test for programmers Preface: 06.16.89

[Mirimir]

On 11/29/2016 05:41 AM, Georgi Guninski wrote:
> OT, in case the young generation missed this.
> 
> http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q4nb/hacktest.909.html
> "Purity" test for programmers Preface: 06.16.89
> 
> some snippets:
> 
> 0015 Ever change the value of 4? 
> 0016 ... Unintentionally? 

Yes.

> 0017 ... In a language other than Fortran?

Yes.

> 0007 Have you ever missed a class while programming? 
> 0008 ... Missed an examination? 
> 0009 ... Missed a wedding? 

Yes.

> 0010 ... Missed your own wedding?

No :(

> 0045 Have you ever patched binary code? 

No.

> 0046 ... While the program was running?
> 0011 Have you ever programmed while intoxicated? 

Yes.

And routine biochem stuff, on acid ;)

> 0012 ... Did it make sense the next day?

Yes.