Facebook admits obvious, Claims miraculous knowledge of States G-Men

[Zenaan Harkness]

On 10/19/15, grarpamp <grarpamp at gmail.com> wrote:
> Starting today, we will notify you if we believe your account has been
> targeted or compromised by an attacker suspected of working on behalf
> of a nation-state. ...
> To protect the integrity of our methods and processes, we often won't
> be able to explain how we attribute certain attacks to suspected
> attackers.
>
> https://www.facebook.com/notes/facebook-security/notifications-for-targeted-attacks/10153092994615766


HUGE sigh of relief! Finally Facebook will protect us. I just -knew-
all along we could trust them...

Since 'Big Brother' is taken, we need another name for our friendly
protective overlord.

Big Zucker?

Big Rucker?

Oh IDK, over to you guys...