Cypherpunks is broken - Welcome to Secret Admirers

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I read this and thought how good this would sound as the intro to David
Bowie's Diamond Dogs :D

On 29/10/15 17:58, John Young wrote:
> Cypherpunks has produced a slew of offsprings who are confident
> the parents have been surpassed, are feeble, ghosts of their once
> own offsprings of offsprings of offsprings. Some have become
> mules unable to offspring so bray at one another neuteredly, some
> tote-packing jackasses for secretkeepers, some little horses in a
> geek carnival DEFCON, one a jester performing for food, bed
> and hookup in a banana republic's UK squat, another raising wild
> pussies on a hilltop armed to the gizzard against PETA warriors,
> several offshore heroined and drunk in hot tubs of rotgut financial
> shenanigans, others on a mechanical island harassed by EU
> revenuers and algorithmic mermaids, quite a few incarcerating
> themselves in courtrooms pursuing phantasms of conquering
> an NSA long out of date by new improved GQNSAFSB, half a
> dozen are dead, dying, diseased or headphoned heads mounted
> on mathematics college entablatures. One is a high official
> in DoD cybercommand-panic to the max, a twin doing the
> same for PRC. A small number of geezers continue to write
> code, that is hire kids to do that, but mostly consult to crypto
> cretinous corporations, suckle on NGO-tit extortions, deliver
> commodious farts on the speaker circuit, the best and brightest
> take long naps, buy weekly, monthly, yearly lap dances, search
> Google for their names, spit and shit blood, shed hair and flesh,
> burst into episodes of cackling obscure hashes in elliptic
> circles. Eyes and minds dim and flicker, maws whimper,
> broken teeth and code pukes down shirt fronts, dapper
> David Kahn dances into darkening visions of splendid
> failure, crooning No Such Agency to the solo female
> cpunk whose name is legend.
>
> At 01:21 PM 10/29/2015, you wrote:
>> Good luck!
>
>


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