How are the Baltimore riots going?/Any way we can help?

[Griffin Boyce]

Cathal (Phone) wrote:
> OR: Put phone in microwave and set it for a slow-roast program. The
> interference will prevent harmful spy-rays from reaching the phone.
> 
>  Bonus, you can fast-charge Apple devices using the Microwave thanks
> to #AppleWave!

I find that putting my tinfoil hats in the microwave on high for five 
minutes really restores their luster. ;P