Best court document you've read in your life

[Seth]

Includes interesting info about Target shopping chain pulling surveillance
video to identify a Tracphone buyer, surveillance drone usage in support of
car-theft ring on Mare Island in the Bay Area, threatening the local  
Vallejo
police department, Christian repent, you name it. And of course the
obligatory dipshit move or two by the defendant in the criminal complaint,  
such as
leaving his drivers license under the seat of a stolen car.

Starts getting good around page 20.

Hat tips to Jacob AppleBaum and @ncweaver (twitter)
https://twitter.com/ioerror/status/624249473779257344

http://www1.icsi.berkeley.edu/~nweaver/vallejo.pdf