bitcoin tinfoil-hattery

[Troy Benjegerdes]

Theory of the day:

1) Naked short bitcoin (not sure how, but I'm sure some bankster did)
2) http://blog.cex.io/news/cex-io-temporarily-suspends-cloud-mining-services/
3) use profits from shorting to hire cex.io 'idled' capacity
4) double-spend on competing exchanges (or against competing investors funds)
5) buy an island or three, or a politician or 5

Plausibility on a scale of 1-5 .. I say 4, what say you all?