Micro$not, hoping that QuadRuple/NoScruple Felons who have been
   Convicted of sending !!!DEATH THREATS!!! to ABillionaire2BeNamedLater
   might be diverted from their past fixations by being provided with
   *Fresh Victims*, have included Spying&OR&Stalking Features in their
   OutLook eMail SnoopWare.



   ForNoApparentReason, I seem to be getting Return Receipts from my eMail
   messages, INFORMing me who is reading the messages I send, who is
   deleting them, and RoadMaps to their Homes and WorkPlaces...

   (OK, I just made the last part up, eh?)



   Thus I am INFORMed,

   From: [1]dgrays@co.dekalb.ga.us

   Your message
     To:      Cypher Toad Punks
     Cc:      Cipher SmartAss Punks
     Subject: Muslims and Christians Stand United
     Sent:    Wed, 26 Sep 2001 07:01:01 -0400
   was read on Wed, 26 Sep 2001 08:47:37 -0400

   and now know who I can contact for help and support the next time that
   I am forced into hiding for engaging in criminal activity.



   I have also been INFORMed,

   From: <[2]Matthijs.vanderWel@pac.nl>

   From: "Roxworth Cornette" <[3]rcornette@freebalance.com>
   Your message

     To:      Cypher Toad Punks
     Cc:      Cipher SmartAss Punks
     Subject: Muslims and Christians Stand United
     Sent:    Wed, 26 Sep 2001 13:01:01 +0200

   was deleted without being read on Wed, 26 Sep 2001 16:11:36 +0200

   so that if Osma bin Laden inquires as to whether or not I know of any
   individuals who are not showing proper concern for the issues that are
   important to him, I now have some names to provide to him.



   I was also INFORMed,

   This is a Return Receipt for the mail that you sent to
   [4]bwphilli@cisco.com.

   [5]piolenc@mozcom.com.
   Note: this Return Receipt only acknowledges that the message was
   displayed on the recipient's machine. There is no guarantee that the
   content has been read or understood.
   so that if they ever GetInMyFace, I can reply, "Hey! You're so
   FuckingSTUPID that your own computer doubts whether you can even read,
   or understand diddly, even if you can read..."



   And an AutoResponse Return Receipt INFORMs me,

   From: "Burkhouse, Martin T" <[6]Martin.T.Burkhouse@usdoj.gov>
   To: "CJ Parker" <[7]sog@w-link.net>
   Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: Muslims and Christians Stand United
   Date: Wednesday, September 26, 2001 4:05 AM

   Will return on 10/11.  Check with Kevin Deeley if you need an immediate
   response
   so that if I suddenly get the Irresistable Urge to [Imaging *Your*
   WorstNighMare Here], I know that I will either have to wait for
   Martin's return date, or [I*Y*WNH] Kevin...



   OfCourseOfCourse [TM], this SpyStalk Feature of Micro$not'S eMail
   product will provide PerseProseCuting Attorneys with ValuableEvidence
   in Court Cases where RealEvidence is lacking, but this is of little
   import in light of the fact that CyberStalking Laws will no doubt soon
   be in place that make sending or receiving email a Federal Crime.

   (Don't worry, I'm sure they'll only prosecute the *BAD* guys, eh?)

References

   1. mailto:dgrays@co.dekalb.ga.us
   2. mailto:Matthijs.vanderWel@pac.nl
   3. mailto:rcornette@freebalance.com
   4. mailto:bwphilli@cisco.com
   5. mailto:piolenc@mozcom.com
   6. mailto:Martin.T.Burkhouse@usdoj.gov
   7. mailto:sog@w-link.net