"First they came for the hackers. But I never did anything illegal with
   my computer, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for the
   pornographers. But I thought there was too much smut on the Internet
   anyway, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for the anonymous
   remailers. But a lot of nasty stuff gets sent from anon.penet.fi, so I
   didn't speak up. Then they came for the encryption users. But I could
   never figure out how to work pgp5 anyway, so I didn't speak up. Then
   they came for me. And by that time there was no one left to speak up."
   ~Alara Rogers (Aleph Press) ne
   Heard from ENRON just before they collapsed.
   "When I said burn all the books I meant , 'put them on the fire', not
   'copy them onto CD'"
   CHINA CRISIS!
   I'm wondering whether China will use Linux for restrictive purposes -
   i.e. The Great Firewall of China ?
   Perhaps they've found that Microsoft products are just too insecure for
   this purpose ? ;)
   The German Government announced they will be switching exclusively to
   Linux. Chancellor Adolf Hitler declared Linux "the software of the
   Superman" and said that anyone caught using other operating systems
   will be imprisoned.
   Microsoft Windows cd's and books on using Microsoft software have been
   publicly burned in ritualistic bonfires. A few resisters caught with
   Windows 98 on their hard drives have been beaten and tortured by the
   Gestapo, their pleas that "it was just for Counterstrike!" falling on
   deaf ears.
   As of this writing, the computers that control the train timetables for
   transporting undesirables to death camps have been running Linux for
   three months now without a reboot.
   [1]http://slashdot.org/articles/02/08/14/0327209.shtml?tid=163
   Steve Ballmer was right about RED hat,"open source COMMUNISM!"

References

   1. http://slashdot.org/articles/02/08/14/0327209.shtml?tid=163