Team Building?? WIMPS!!

[Tyler Durden]

Well, I'd consider killing May as a big de-merit...if he's alive and 
conscious we can get video of his reaction to our monkeying around with all 
his stuff (including perhaps mass-mailing his PGP keys to feds and whatnot).

Or else maybe just get a black drag queen to give the ole coot a lapdance.

-TD

>From: Justin <justin-cypherpunks at soze.net>
>To: cypherpunks at al-qaeda.net
>Subject: Re: Team Building?? WIMPS!!
>Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 18:01:40 +0000
>
>On 2005-02-13T13:22:43+0100, Thomas Shaddack wrote:
> > On Thu, 10 Feb 2005, Tyler Durden wrote:
> >
> > > Well, I didn't say it would be easy. We'd definitely need to split up 
>into
> > > teams...one to handle the alarm systems,
> >
> > Teamwork is essential here.
> > ...
> > Optionally just add couple more mines and then wait.[4]
>
>Why not wait for him to leave the house and then pick him off?  If
>necessary, jam one of his video cameras or shoot it with a silenced
>rifle from afar.  When he ventures forth to determine what's wrong with
>it, shoot him in the head.
>
>Once he's dead, frustrating the alarm company is even easier.  Then you
>have all the time you want to disarm mines, ransack the compound, hold
>an Iraqi/Libyan hooker party, and prank call the White House and the NSA
>(just before closing time; no sense in being around when the feds show
>up, though perhaps they'd give everyone a reward for eliminating TCM).
>
>--
>Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who
>have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for
>anything else thereafter.           --Hemingway, Esquire, April 1936