Team Building?? WIMPS!!

[Tyler Durden]

Well, I didn't say it would be easy. We'd definitely need to split up into 
teams...one to handle the alarm systems, one to handle the landmines, one to 
somehow fend off May's bullets. And then, even if we somehow capture May, 
I'd bet he's got all sorts of dead-man stuff like poison gas and whatnot. 
It'd be like a big game of D&D, not that any Cypehrpunk knows what THAT is!

And yeah, there's a good chance someone's not gonna make it. But think of it 
like this: Those genes were slowing down our species anyway.

The only problem is, what do we do once we're in? Throw a big-ass drinking, 
whoring Shriners-like party? (I say we need a bevvy of black hookers.) Break 
into May's survivalist supplies?

Oh, and we DEFINITELY need video.

-TD

>From: joe cypherpunk <cypherpunk at rxcbc.org>
>To: Tyler Durden <camera_lumina at hotmail.com>,  
>cypherpunks-moderated-request at minder.net
>Subject: Team Building?? WIMPS!!  Re: RSA Conference, and BA Cypherpunks
>Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 17:36:13 -0800
>
>Not unless you wish to meet YahWah , Allah, Jesus,Buddha(pick your favorite 
>deity!) early :)
>
>Tim is a  VERY GOOD shot and the property is watched and alarmed.
>
>
>    so My opinion Tyler?
>     Feel free to win  Darwins Award!!..
>
>     A cypherpunk
>
>ps. Tim has an Excellent Taxidermist, Your pelt and head will be displayed 
>in grand fashion:)
>
>
>BTW a spell checker  would be a good gift to yourself(think about 
>thunderbird)
>
>
>    ie "Cypherpunk 'team-building' excersize? "
>
>psps let me know when you plan to try so I can shoot live video of the 
>Firefight, should be worth at least 1k to the local TV stations :)
>
>also think about a vest of tubes of tannerite(exploding targets), that way 
>when Tim scores, the viewers of the video will know you have been hit!!
>
>
>   think of it as evolution in action
>
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>
>Tyler Durden wrote:
>
>>How 'bout laying siege to May's compound as a Cypherpunk 'team-building' 
>>excersize?
>>
>>-TD
>>
>>
>>
>>>From: "J.A. Terranson" <measl at mfn.org>
>>>To: "Trei, Peter" <ptrei at rsasecurity.com>
>>>CC: cypherpunks at al-qaeda.net, cryptography at metzdowd.com
>>>Subject: Re: RSA Conference, and BA Cypherpunks
>>>Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 17:19:30 -0600 (CST)
>>>
>>>On Mon, 7 Feb 2005, Trei, Peter wrote:
>>>
>>> > Once again, the RSA Conference is upon us, and many of the
>>> > corrospondents on these lists will be in San Francisco. I'd like to
>>> > see if anyone is interested in getting together. We've done this
>>> > before.
>>>
>>>Yeah, but can we eat food, drink beer, shoot drugs and screw expensive
>>>hookers at Tim May's "compound"?
>>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>Yours,
>>>
>>>J.A. Terranson
>>>sysadmin at mfn.org
>>>0xBD4A95BF
>>>
>>>"Quadriplegics think before they write stupid pointless
>>>shit...because they have to type everything with their noses."
>>>
>>>     http://www.tshirthell.com/