Osama's makeover

[Major Variola (ret)]

At 12:03 PM 10/31/04 -0800, Bill Stewart wrote:
>At 08:23 PM 10/30/2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
>>And did you see the wire up his back and the earpiece?
>>
>>Or maybe its hard to get good tailors in Pakistan.
>
>Nah - he's allowed to use a Teleprompter,
>unlike Bush and Kerry at the debate-o-mercials.
>
>And unlike Bush, he can actually read.

C'mon Bill, that's not fair.  Even Osama commented on how
Bush was making good progress on that book about the goats
in the school on 9/11.  How W didn't even want to put it down,
he enjoyed it so much.

His fine reading skills even got shown in Fahrenheight 911,
along with some amusing footage of his handlers,
and that's a documentary, so it must be true.