Your papers please [what color is John Gilmore?]

[Bill Stewart]

What color is John?  He's Tie-Dyed, of course...

You were expecting a single category they knew what to do with?

Major Variola (ret.) wrote:
>     Most people will be coded green and sail through. But up to 8
> percent of passengers who board the nation's 26,000 daily flights will
> be coded "yellow" and will undergo additional screening at the
> checkpoint, according to people familiar with the program. An estimated
> 1 to 2 percent will be labeled "red" and will be prohibited from
> boarding. These passengers also will face police questioning and may be
> arrested.
> 
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A45434-2003Sep8?language=printer