As if we didn't already know Barney was torture

[alan]

On Wed, 21 May 2003, Tyler Durden wrote:

> >Uncooperative prisoners are being exposed for prolonged periods to tracks
> >by rock group Metallica and music from children's TV programmes Sesame
> >Street and Barney in the hope of making them talk.

There is a connection between how little you have seen of Barney lately 
and the introduction of purple catsup.

They are bleeding him slowly and feeding him to little children.


And now this...