Is Hatch a Mormon or a crypto Satanist?

[Tyler Durden]

Variola wrote...

"Surely you jest.  Anyone in any office in Utah is a Mormon.  And most of
the profs at the universities there.

Actually I was kind of joking. I was gently implying that anyone that 
adhered to a religion where God is a human being on the planet Kolab can't 
be super-bright. But then again, the CEO of Corvis is a Mormon and he's not 
an idiot, though he is by every account a megalomaniac and rather 
sociopathic.


"Good luck trying to buy a beer, BTW."

Actually on Thursday night I found a good little brewpub just a few blocks 
from that Temple (and that's their world HQ, BTW). There were a couple of 
others even closer, but they were hidden in a backalley like a 
speakeasy...kind of amusing.

But the Mormons themselves (like SLC) are strangely banal...I was wondering 
where 'Landrew' was. Also, absolutely no caffeine, either. When they told me 
true Mormons would never knock back a  good cappucino I told them that was 
simply too much for any good NYC boy to bare.

-TD



>From: "Major Variola (ret)" <mv at cdc.gov>
>To: "cypherpunks at lne.com" <cypherpunks at lne.com>
>Subject: Is Hatch a Mormon or a crypto Satanist? Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2003 
>10:24:04 -0700
>
>At 07:36 PM 6/20/03 -0400, Tyler Durden wrote:
> >"Except Utah is not in the South by anybody's definition."
> >
> >Also as it happens I saw that WIERD Temple downtown there, and asked
>"Sister
> >Johnson" if she really believed God was a guy kicked back in a
>Laz-Z-Boy on
> >the planet Kolab. She could not tell me decisely that this was not the
>case.
> >
> >Is Hatch a Mormon?
>
>Surely you jest.  Anyone in any office in Utah is a Mormon.  And most of
>the profs
>at the universities there.  Good luck trying to buy a beer, BTW.
>
>If they didn't own Utah, they would be firebombed faster than you can
>say Janet Reno.
>They only got to own Utah because they Judased their own religious
>beliefs (polygamy)
>to suck up to the rest of the (puritan-based) country.
>
>I have no beef with anyone practicing their mental illnesses privately,
>but when they
>use the violence of the State to coerce others, they need killing.
>
>---
>Reminds me of when a sociologist was interviewing a southern farmer:
>Why do you think the murder rate is higher in the south?
>I guess more southerners need killin'.
>as told by Aaron Evans

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