Don't worry...it's just one of Saddam's doubles

[Tyler Durden]

"If I don't remember incorrectly, they said something about identifying him
by DNA testing."

Well, of course "Saddam" is going to test positive...he's apparently an 
actual CLONE.
Actually, from what I understand this is the 'original' Saddam (note how 
much older he seems than the Saddams we've been seeing in the press over the 
last few years), but he hasn't actually controlled things for a couple of 
decades. The Saddam we're really looking for is approximately Saddam #3, and 
he's still at large, and directing the insurgency.

-TD


>From: Thomas Shaddack <shaddack at ns.arachne.cz>
>To: Tyler Durden <camera_lumina at hotmail.com>
>CC: cypherpunks at minder.net
>Subject: Re: Don't worry...it's just one of Saddam's doubles
>Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2003 03:33:53 +0100 (CET)
>
>
>On Sun, 14 Dec 2003, Tyler Durden wrote:
>
> > Spread the word. The adminstration got desparate. In a few weeks they'll
> > announce this isn't the real Saddam, but that rounding up all of the 
>clones
> > is necessary progress in the fight to get the real Saddam.
>
>If I don't remember incorrectly, they said something about identifying him
>by DNA testing. But it wasn't widely quoted in the mainstream news. So
>even if it really is him - they may still claim he isn't the real McCoy if
>the insurgency won't stop.
>
>The timing is definitely weird. Too soon before the Elections.
>
>But there is still the backup, the Lost TV Star, also known as Ossama;
>whether They intend to announce capturing him, or whether he will be
>claimed responsible for Something Scary in a psyops attempt to make the
>voters more susceptible to the beat of the Homeland Security drums.

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