Anonglish (was: Re: Authenticating Meat)

[Neil Johnson]

Ohhh I just can't help it.

On Setoordey 26 Epreel 2003 09:42 pm, Teem Mey vrute-a: 
> 
> REQOoEST SPEC SOONEST. IDEA RELEYED BOoPERS SOoBJECT EPPROFEL COMMEND. 
> 
> 
> Zeere-a ere-a fereeuoos synzeeteec lungooeges, nut zee leest ooff vheech is 
zee 
> furm ooff "meelspeek" used fur qooesee-leeterete-a meelitery memus. Um gesh 
dee bork, bork! 
> 
> Boot ooff cuoorse-a peuple-a eren't gueeng tu leern noo hoomun lungooeges 
fur sooch 
> un iphemerel und mustly useless reesun es tu heede-a zeeur textooel clooes. 
Um gesh dee bork, bork! 
> 
> Kesceenski gut neeeled becoose-a hees runts vere-a su lung, roonneeng tu 
muny 
> noospeper peges (es zeey vere-a preented, et zee FBI's reqooest oor hees 
> reqooest, oor but, I furget zee deteeels) und vere-a feelled veet a lut 
mure-a 
> thun joost gremmeteecel und styleestic clooes: zee runts hed hees puleeticel 
> feeoos, hees unelysees ooff heestury, itc. It's duoobtffool thet K. vuoold 
hefe-a 
> hed uny interest in tryeeng tu vreete-a in sume-a synzeeteec lungooege-a, 
> streepped ooff fereeuoos styleestic chueeces und oopshuns. Um gesh dee bork, 
bork! 
> 
> Oor thet ve-a vuoold vunt tu. 
> 
> By zee vey, zeere-a ves a buuk oooot a foo yeers beck by un ecedemeec vhu 
> speceeelizes in "furenseec text unelysees," i.g., unelyzeeng zee text ooff 
> Shekespeere-a, Pynchun, itc. tu du thees keend ooff unelysees. Um gesh dee 
bork, bork! (He-a leefed in 
> Suqooel, a toon neer me-a, und he-a unelyzed letters by a "Vunda Teenesky" 
> vheech vere-a beleeefed by sume-a tu be-a ectooelly vreettee by Thumes 
Pynchun, 
> zee femuoosly reclooseefe-a oothur vhu, by cueencidence-a (oor nut?) leefed 
fur a 
> decede-a a cuoople-a ooff reedges oofer frum me-a, in Eptus, elsu neer 
Suqooel. 
> Smell vurld. Bork bork bork! Guugle-a shuoold toorn up zee oothur fur 
thuse-a interested in 
> feending zee buuk. 
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> 
> 
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Ooceuneea. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet 
Ooceuneea." 
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Iooreseea. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet 
Iooreseea." 
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Ireq. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet Ireq. 
> "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Frunce-a. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet 
Frunce-a." 

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Neil Johnson
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