Anonglish (was: Re: Authenticating Meat)

[Neil Johnson]

You could try  the Dialectizer 

	http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Example:

On Saturday 26 April 2003 09:42 pm, Tim "Ahh Be Bad" May wrote, dig dis: 
>
> REQUEST SPEC SOONEST. IDEA RELAYED BUPERS SUBJECT APPROVAL COMMAND. 
>
> 
> Dere is various syndetic languages, not da damn least uh which be de 
> fo'm uh "milrap" used fo' quasi-literate military memos. 
> 
> But uh course sucka's ain't goin' t'learn new human languages fo' such 
> an ephemeral and mostly useless reason as t'hide deir textual clues. 
> 
> Kascinski gots nailed cuz' his rants wuz so's long, runnin' t'many 
> newssheet pages (as dey wuz printed, at da damn FBI's request o' his 
> request, o' bod, ah' fo'get da damn details) and wuz filled wid some lot 
mo'e 
> dan plum grammatical and stylistic clues, dig dis: de rants had his 
political 
> views, his analysis uh histo'y, etc. Co' got d' beat! It's doubtful dat K. 
would gots 
> had any interest in tryin' t'scribble in some syndetic language, 
> stripped uh various stylistic choices and opshuns. 
> 
> Or dat we would wanna. 
> 
> By de way, dere wuz some scribblin' out some few years back by an academic 
who 
> specializes in "fo'ensic text analysis," e.g. What it is, Mama!, analyzin' 
de text of 
> Shakespeare, Pynchon, etc. Co' got d' beat! t'do dis kind'a analysis. (He 
lived in 
> Soquel, some town near me, and he analyzed letters by some "Wanda Tinax'y" 
> which wuz recon'd by some t'be actually written by Domas Pynchon, 
> de famously reclusive audo' who, by coincidence (o' not?) lived fo' a 
> decade some couple uh ridges upside from me, in Aptos, also near Soquel. 
> Small wo'ld. Google should turn down de audo' fo' dose interested in 
> findin' de scribblin'. 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> "We is at war wid Oceania. WORD! We gots always been at war wid Oceania. 
WORD!" 
> "We is at war wid Eurasia. WORD! We gots always been at war wid Eurasia. 
WORD!" 
> "We is at war wid Iraq. Ah be baaad... We gots always been at war wid Iraq. 
Ah be baaad... 
> "We is at war wid France. We gots always been at war wid France." 

-- 
Neil Johnson
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