The Freest Country?

John Young jya at pipeline.com
Sat Apr 26 19:55:12 PDT 2003


The US is No. 1 in:

1. Percentage of population in jail.

2. Percentage of population in law enforcement.

3. Military spending.

4. Percentage of population in government.

5. Disparity between the rich and the poor.

6. Murders.

7. Crimes.

8. Number of laws.

9. Percentage of population who are lawyers.

10. Number of lawyers, judges, wardens and
prison corporations.

11. Number of private cops.

12. Number of private spies.

13. Number of government spies.

14. Percentage of colleged educated out of work.

15. Number of people who have never worked a single day.

16. Number of stock market investors.

17. Number of people who have lost everything from stock cheats.

18. Number of billionaires.

19. Number of millionaires.

20. Number of female prostitutes.

21. Number of male prostitutes.

22. Number of child prostitutes.

23. Number of genital disease sufferers.

24. Number of institutionalized mental patients.

25. Number of persons in therapy.

26 Number of therapists.

27. Number religions, cults and their members.

28. Number of public relations firms.

29. Number of lobbyists.

30. Number of college professors.

31. Number of didacts.

32. Percentage of population who expect the government
or somebody to take care of them from cradle to grave.

33. Percentage of population who think they are right when
they say the US is the best.

And many, many more, but that's not what gets
spun about the bullshit leader of the free world.





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