American Patriot Registration

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> ATTENTION CITIZENS:
>
> As part of the Bush Administration's ongoing efforts to obliterate all
> traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has
> commenced registration* of each and every American Patriot. By registering
> all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of
> the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If
> you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required.
> Please register below.
>
>      - John Ashcroft
>        United States Attorney General
>
> http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp
>