FAA new rules and the nEW gEStApo (was Nail clippers

Bill Stewart bill.stewart at pobox.com
Wed Sep 26 14:08:07 PDT 2001


>Hmm lets outlaw gelatin capsules on the grounds that they facilitate
>turning human finger and toenails  very hard and allow the use of same
>as weapons(it does NOT take very much to tear the caratoid artery open)
>same for toothpicks and teeth....
>rolled up magazines facilitate lethal nerve strikes and
>dont get me started on pens/pencils, chopsticks and forks :)

Make sure you also ban raspberries and bananas - and loganberries.
                 http://www.montypython.net/scripts/fruit.php

         "Suppose he's got a pointed stick."

Wouldn't be hard to get a set of Nunchucks through an x-ray.





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