When the FBI Guys Come Knocking...

[Rodney Thayer]

You can easily avoid visits by mormons because their
missionary strategy is a pattern -- if you see two
young-ish people with black nametags walking down the
street, that's them.

Anecdote:  a friend of mine (who subscribes to this list)
had a bad scare on 9/11 -- his doorbell rang and he
saw through the peep-hole that three men in black suits
with stern looks on their faces were waiting at the door.
As he reached for the phone to auto-dial his lawyer,
he opened the door to discover it was...
    Jehovah's Witnesses.

Now all you FBI moles, take that as a lesson to
show up on my doorstep in your 'Got Root?' t-shirts you
bought at DEFCON last year...


t 07:28 PM 9/25/01 -0700, David Honig wrote:
>At 09:42 PM 9/25/01 -0400, Matthew Gaylor wrote:
> >At 6:06 PM -0700 9/25/01, Sandy Sandfort wrote:
> >>Whether you take my approach or Tim's approach isn't all that important.
>
> >I personally don't answer my door unless I recognize them.  Of course
> >I realize that I'm missing scintillating conversation with Mormons,
> >Jehovah Witnesses and the occasional vacuum cleaner salesman.
>
>You only get visited by Mormons if you have a history with them.