Singing The War Prayer

A. Melon juicy at melontraffickers.com
Mon Oct 29 12:29:03 PST 2001


>but in all candor, dont ya think
>that if a guy is there who SHOULDNT
>be there, he wouldnt be there
>after a decent timeframe of investigation?
>
>notwithstanding other manners of recent 
>injustices of justice, i.e., Mitnick et al,
>in this day and age, with '1000' under the
>microscope, doncha think odds are that 
>some of these guys woulda made it out 
>without incident? 
>holy shit what are the chances that the
>evidence shows they are complicit?!
>down to the last one of them!


Tell that to 40,000 Japanese-Americans, Fed.



>Heres the message we should try to send
>with our words and our actions:
>
>Dont fuck up and try to kill Americans.
>Because we will fuck you in your ass with 
>a greased lightning tomahawk missile
>that will gut you and your camel, and 
>the 5 wives you both rode in on... along
>with those 15 little terrorists a year you
>keep pumping out, in your own words. 
>By the way, forget about sex for fun with those
>broads... apparently there is a mandate 
>to 'copulate to populate, not just to fornicate'.
>SNAP, after lookin at some of 'dat shit, I 
>would rather masturbate. No wonder they wear
>veils, dey breath must stank to High Heaven.


If what I saw in the papers this morning is called a surgical strike, 
who do I sue for malpractice?


--

The War Prayer
by Mark Twain

It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the 
war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were 
beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers 
hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading 
spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the 
sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in 
their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts 
cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly 
the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the 
deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals 
with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the 
churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God 
of Battles beseeching His aid in our good cause in outpourings of fervid 
eloquence which moved every listener. It was indeed a glad and gracious time, 
and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast 
a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning 
that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and 
offended no more in that way. 

Sunday morning came -- next day the battalions would leave for the front; the 
church was filled; the volunteers were there, their young faces alight with 
martial dreams -- visions of the stern advance, the gathering momentum, the 
rushing charge, the flashing sabers, the flight of the foe, the tumult, the 
enveloping smoke, the fierce pursuit, the surrender! Then home from the war, 
bronzed heroes, welcomed, adored, submerged in golden seas of glory! With the 
volunteers sat their dear ones, proud, happy, and envied by the neighbors and 
friends who had no sons and brothers to send forth to the field of honor, there 
to win for the flag, or, failing, die the noblest of noble deaths. The service 
proceeded; a war chapter from the Old Testament was read; the first prayer was 
said; it was followed by an organ burst that shook the building, and with one 
impulse the house rose, with glowing eyes and beating hearts, and poured out 
that tremendous invocation 

    *God the all-terrible! Thou who ordainest! Thunder thy clarion and lightning 
    thy sword!* 

Then came the "long" prayer. None could remember the like of it for passionate 
pleading and moving and beautiful language. The burden of its supplication was, 
that an ever-merciful and benignant Father of us all would watch over our noble 
young soldiers, and aid, comfort, and encourage them in their patriotic work; 
bless them, shield them in the day of battle and the hour of peril, bear them in 
His mighty hand, make them strong and confident, invincible in the bloody onset; 
help them to crush the foe, grant to them and to their flag and country 
imperishable honor and glory -- 

An aged stranger entered and moved with slow and noiseless step up the main 
aisle, his eyes fixed upon the minister, his long body clothed in a robe that 
reached to his feet, his head bare, his white hair descending in a frothy 
cataract to his shoulders, his seamy face unnaturally pale, pale even to 
ghastliness. With all eyes following him and wondering, he made his silent way; 
without pausing, he ascended to the preacher's side and stood there waiting. 
With shut lids the preacher, unconscious of his presence, continued with his 
moving prayer, and at last finished it with the words, uttered in fervent 
appeal, "Bless our arms, grant us the victory, O Lord our God, Father and 
Protector of our land and flag!" 

The stranger touched his arm, motioned him to step aside -- which the startled 
minister did -- and took his place. During some moments he surveyed the 
spellbound audience with solemn eyes, in which burned an uncanny light; then in 
a deep voice he said: 

"I come from the Throne -- bearing a message from Almighty God!" The words smote 
the house with a shock; if the stranger perceived it he gave no attention. "He 
has heard the prayer of His servant your shepherd, and will grant it if such 
shall be your desire after I, His messenger, shall have explained to you its 
import -- that is to say, its full import. For it is like unto many of the 
prayers of men, in that it asks for more than he who utters it is aware of -- 
except he pause and think. 

"God's servant and yours has prayed his prayer. Has he paused and taken thought? 
Is it one prayer? No, it is two -- one uttered, the other not. Both have reached 
the ear of Him Who heareth all supplications, the spoken and the unspoken. 
Ponder this -- keep it in mind. If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, 
beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time. 
If you pray for the blessing of rain upon your crop which needs it, by that act 
you are possibly praying for a curse upon some neighbor's crop which may not 
need rain and can be injured by it. 

"You have heard your servant's prayer -- the uttered part of it. I am 
commissioned of God to put into words the other part of it -- that part which 
the pastor -- and also you in your hearts -- fervently prayed silently. And 
ignorantly and unthinkingly? God grant that it was so! You heard these words: 
'Grant us the victory, O Lord our God!' That is sufficient. the *whole* of the 
uttered prayer is compact into those pregnant words. Elaborations were not 
necessary. When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned 
results which follow victory--*must* follow it, cannot help but follow it. Upon 
the listening spirit of God fell also the unspoken part of the prayer. He 
commandeth me to put it into words. Listen! 

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle 
-- be Thou near them! With them -- in spirit -- we also go forth from the sweet 
peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear 
their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling 
fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder 
of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay 
waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts 
of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out 
roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated 
land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the 
icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the 
refuge of the grave and denied it -- for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast 
their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy 
their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the 
blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the 
Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are 
sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen. 

(*After a pause.*) "Ye have prayed it; if ye still desire it, speak! The 
messenger of the Most High waits!" 

It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense 
in what he said. 





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